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Vol. IIest. 2026England & the rest of us
Lead column
№ 03
21 July 2026

The update that took the feature away

Every other month a familiar app arrives new, polished, and oddly smaller. The button has moved. The bit you relied on has gone away for your own good.

The patch notes are poetry. Performance improvements. Minor bug fixes. A delicate line about how the team has been listening. You update, because you have been asked politely twenty times and the little red dot has started to feel personal, and the app opens looking like itself. Then you try to do the one thing you actually open the app t… Read the column →

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From the letters page

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